If any of you uncultured ♥♥♥♥♥ see the sequel to 50 shades of grey im coming for you and im telling god of your sins.


We know what you did, KRS

I, Grand Mufti KRS, have declared holy war on thots. Using dog or flower crown filter is punishable by gassing. Remove the thots from their residences, their shops, their schools, their homes. Destroy the thots as you see fit, The Great Floridian Sun shall decide what is to be done with them in the afterlife. Thus sayeth The Sun most powerful and merciful!


-KRS

Some edgy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has disgraced our good friend and kamerad Customer Service Robot. I am declaring holy war. TO BATTLE. KEK VULT!

The great Floridian Sun has decreed, anyone who makes fun of my profile picture is to be hanged for treason against the holy Mufti of Saltslam. In the words of the prophet Francis the Filthy "It is just a practical joke my brother". Truly this man is wise and merciful.

KRS

Our glorious martyr, John Harambo, died for our sins. Pray to the sun to send Harambo to heaven. All hail the Floridian Sun for he is wise

Grand Mufti, KRS