Ron Swanson

There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.

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Dfox 27. feb. 2023 kl. 6:15

“When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”

OREO 8. juli 2021 kl. 22:40

yes sir

howff 30. mar. 2019 kl. 20:33

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.

xxx_DuELR_xxx 19. mar. 2016 kl. 18:19

I’ve been quite open about this around the office: I don’t want this parks department to build any parks, because I don’t believe in government. I think that all government is a waste of taxpayer money. My dream is to have the park system privatized and run entirely for profit by corporations, like Chuck E. Cheese. They have an impeccable business model. I would rather work for Chuck E. Cheese.