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GOATOfAllTime 11 Dec, 2017 @ 6:41am
WEEKLY COMPETITON! (WIN 10 KEYS)
Write a story out of 3 Rocket League items BELOW for a chance to win 10 keys!

THIS WEEK'S 3 ITEMS [gyazo.com]
Birthday Cake, Parrot, Police


HOW TO PARTICIPATE

To enter, leave a comment with your story about the 3 items above ^^. The best 2 entries will go head-to-head and the very best story will be decided via a vote from our group members. The winner will be announced on Monday along with next week's 3 new items. Good luck!

RULES
  • No Plagiarism
  • No longer than ~250 words, entries must be of a reasonable length
  • No profanity or controversial topics
  • Only ONE submission per week
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Originally posted by Amplitude:
I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish your mod post, but my cousin has the best Rocket League story of all time!
It was my uncle Bert's 34th birthday, so we went over to his place to celebrate. There was Gran-Gran, Bert and his wife, my cousin and random homeless people off the street; you know...the usual.
Although my cousin didn't come and try the Birthday Cake we brought and had instead decided to grind for the last few spots in the Rocket League Grand Champion ranks to beat the world's top 1v1 player. My parents and I thought it would be a good idea to hide a Parrot in the cake as a fun surprise for Bert; but when he started to cut it, the bird burst out screaming like a demon possessed and proceeded to frantically fly everywhere, bumping into things and getting tangled in Gran-Gran's hair, which we discovered was a wig when freeing the feathered menace.
But wait!
It then flew straight into the hallway while the final Rocket League showdown was underway. My cousin commented on his opponent's topper as the last goal was scored before overtime: "No stupid Police Hat is gonna change how hard I'm about to kick your butt". And as he reached for a bottle of flat Mountain Dew with his Dorito dust-covered crusty fingers, the Parrot flew into his open room and smashed straight into his monitor, blowing-up his computer and perma-banning his Steam account. Moral of the story is, don't put a Parrot in a cake, it's a bad idea.

That was my submission for the giveaways contest :golden:

I tried to respect the format as best I could, but didn't manage to crop it down to lower than 280 words due to the density of information. Hope it still counts! :dip:
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lobster_YEASTinfection-2009 11 Dec, 2017 @ 6:58am 
Once, when i tried out the Birthday cake I thought it would lit up the ball so I drived around like a ball seaking prick to get the ball on top of me.. :( Later that day I would feed my parrot, so I went to the store and bought some exotic fruits because I thought the parrot was a parrot like from the movies. So then he ate the fruit and it made him yell and poo at the same time so I called the police so they could try make him stop, I was real scared that day :( (much emotions)
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po 11 Dec, 2017 @ 7:20am 
Once there was a policeman named Max. Max lives all by himself because his wife Marrit left him after their future baby Lisa died at birth. Max never liked christmas after all what happend and he is comparable to some kind of Scrooge. So when the snow started falling he just became more and more moody. Not nice for his family where he spends his christmas with every year. This year his family wanted to give Max a special gift, something that he will love for the rest of his life. Max deserves this because he always works really hard at the police office. So the time past and christmas was here. Everyone of the family was excited to give Max his present. Max opened a letter that waited for him undernead the tree and it said; ‘look in the garage and use this key to open!’ Max went to the garage as fast as he could, it might have been a new car or something, at least that is what he thought it was. But in the middle of the garage standed a cage with a parrot inside. The feathers of the parrot were green, yellow and blue. Max instantly falled in love, and named his parrot after Lisa. Max went back to the familyin the livingroom and started to give love again and spread happiness. Lisa became Max’s best friend. Lisa gave Max exactly what he needed. Something that cares, cares about him and what happend, a reminder that everything will be okay. He even wanted to celebrate Lisa’s birthday. A birthdaycake is the usual thing he goes for every year. A birthdaycake with chocolate with all the collours of the beautifull feathers of Lisa.

Written by Flob aka Max

(sorry for my bad English)
Last edited by po; 11 Dec, 2017 @ 7:33am
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lobster_YEASTinfection-2009 11 Dec, 2017 @ 8:05am 
Oh rip, it is way over 250 words just to warn you buddy :( <3
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Yordeaux 11 Dec, 2017 @ 9:00am 
I don't have a Birthday Cake, Parrot or Police topper. That is why i'm sad. :(

My super long story
xXx Jordy
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gunther 11 Dec, 2017 @ 9:09am 
I had a birthday cake. A parrot ate my birthday cake. I cry. The police came by and gave me a hug. I sue for assault and buy a new birthday cake with money. I eat cake. Cake is gone. I cry.
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Jambilo 11 Dec, 2017 @ 10:33am 
My only wish for my birthday, was a birthday cake. The day before my birthday, was a looooong day. I couldn't sleep, because I was too excited. The day finally reached and i woke up. I ran out of my room to look if there is a birthday cake in the frige, but there wasn't. I cryed and ran back to my bed. but on my way back there was a new parrot with a police hat in our living room. My birthday present wasn't a cake, but it was a PARROT!
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hackerman 11 Dec, 2017 @ 11:13am 
Birthdaycakes are sweet
Parrots can speak
Policemans can chase
Parrots can fly
Policemans eat donuts
Birtdaycakes are sweet
But that is pretty much it
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Knappe 11 Dec, 2017 @ 11:18am 
Once there was a policeman named Max. Max lives all by himself because his wife Marrit left him after their future baby Lisa died at birth. Max never liked christmas after all what happend and he is comparable to some kind of Scrooge. So when the snow started falling he just became more and more moody. Not nice for his family where he spends his christmas with every year. This year his family wanted to give Max a special gift, something that he will love for the rest of his life. Max deserves this because he always works really hard at the police office. So the time past and christmas was here. Everyone of the family was excited to give Max his present. Max opened a letter that waited for him undernead the tree and it said; ‘look in the garage and use this key to open!’ Max went to the garage as fast as he could, it might have been a new car or something, at least that is what he thought it was. But in the middle of the garage standed a cage with a parrot inside. The feathers of the parrot were green, yellow and blue. Max instantly falled in love, and named his parrot after Lisa. Max went back to the familyin the livingroom and started to give love again and spread happiness. Lisa became Max’s best friend. Lisa gave Max exactly what he needed. Something that cares, cares about him and what happend, a reminder that everything will be okay. He even wanted to celebrate Lisa’s birthday. A birthdaycake is the usual thing he goes for every year. A birthdaycake with chocolate with all the collours of the beautifull feathers of Lisa.
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GOATOfAllTime 11 Dec, 2017 @ 11:20am 
Originally posted by Yeaboii | Pvpro.com:
Once there was a policeman named Max. Max lives all by himself because his wife Marrit left him after their future baby Lisa died at birth. Max never liked christmas after all what happend and he is comparable to some kind of Scrooge. So when the snow started falling he just became more and more moody. Not nice for his family where he spends his christmas with every year. This year his family wanted to give Max a special gift, something that he will love for the rest of his life. Max deserves this because he always works really hard at the police office. So the time past and christmas was here. Everyone of the family was excited to give Max his present. Max opened a letter that waited for him undernead the tree and it said; ‘look in the garage and use this key to open!’ Max went to the garage as fast as he could, it might have been a new car or something, at least that is what he thought it was. But in the middle of the garage standed a cage with a parrot inside. The feathers of the parrot were green, yellow and blue. Max instantly falled in love, and named his parrot after Lisa. Max went back to the familyin the livingroom and started to give love again and spread happiness. Lisa became Max’s best friend. Lisa gave Max exactly what he needed. Something that cares, cares about him and what happend, a reminder that everything will be okay. He even wanted to celebrate Lisa’s birthday. A birthdaycake is the usual thing he goes for every year. A birthdaycake with chocolate with all the collours of the beautifull feathers of Lisa.

Congratulations! You have been disqualified :maglike:
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AndreWar 11 Dec, 2017 @ 12:10pm 
There was a police man called Jojo. He often didn't care about what was happening around him. He had two children, a daughter called Blissey and a son called Blue. It was 11.12. '' It was Blissey's birthday'' said Jojo. ''This time I am going to get her a nice present''. So, he went shopping, little did he know that in every shop possible, there was no presents that would suit Blissey. He got sad. Is my daughter gonna hate me for this? ''NO way'' he tried to cheer up. Meanwhile Blissey was playing with his brother Blue. (Back to Jojo now... ) He saw something..it was sparkling... he never saw such a thing.... ''such a beautiful POLICE HAT'' so he bought it for himself. Then in another store he noticed a parrot. The parrot was colourful and repeated every word, that is the perfet present so he bought it too. On the way home, he stopped to cake a nice purple birthday cake for her daughter. He was satisfied. Jojo came into the house and Blissey ran down the stairs. Jojo started singing HAPPY BIRTHD..... when the parrot flew out of the bag and sang too. So happy Blissey and her family Jojo with his new hat on and Blue were celabrating Blissey's birthday and were happy to their end.
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Pontuat 11 Dec, 2017 @ 6:58pm 
once i have a dog and one time my father toll me that he is dead and i was like wtf i was playing with a dead dog for 3 months and my father tell me in holydays i am really sad ;(
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Pontuat 11 Dec, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
HI IS MY BIRTHDAY I DONT HAVE CAKE I AM REALLY SAD DUDE MY DOG DIED WTF ;( PLS CALL THE FUCKING POLICE AND TELL HIM I AM A FUCKING MURDER OF DOGS AND MY PARROT SAMY IS SAD TO SHE CANT EAT YOURS FOOD I AM REALLY SAD I DONT HAVE MONEY PLS GIVE MY 10K :steamsad:
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17Aldo17 11 Dec, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
Once upon time i had a birthday party and in there there was a very special cake because it was a purple cake it had like purple things that you could eat so then my parrot ate the cake and i was depressed so i called the police so they take away my parrot but they said the they could't do that so i was like mad at the parrot and then suddenly the parrot stole the policeman hat and i was like give the hat back but he didn´t so then i just take the hat and give it back. The parrot enjoy his purple cake.
written by 17Aldo17
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Farley-Chan 12 Dec, 2017 @ 6:42pm 
James was quite an innactive parrot. All he ever did was dress up as a pirate all day and eat crackers. Then one fateful morning, just so happening to be his birthday, he thought about forming a special ops parrot police brigade but quickly flushed it down his brain toilet. Whilest flying by his calender lots of colorful birthday cake stickers caught his attention. It was at this moment that James realized it was his 10th birthday! (parrot birthdays are different than human birthdays.) Later that night while eating his freshly baked purple cake, he recieved a text from the police department asking him to be the spokesperson for their new parrot brigade. Earlier, whilest at the bakery waiting in line to get his cake, James had spotted a suspicious looking individual and revealed that he was planning to rob the bakery. James quick actions and sound judgement saved the day and the sheriff personally saw to it that James was to be offered the choice of starting The Parrot Brigade. James replied to the text and grabbed destiny by the hand so he could go out and save the world as a crim fighting and cracker munching cop.

The End

Written by Switchtastic <o/
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Target 13 Dec, 2017 @ 8:36am 
i'm just a 14 year old kid that wants a Birthday Cake, Parrots and a conversation with The police.
but yeah dreamss are dreamss

~Concentrate Aka Tijs
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