One day demoman decided to have a duo with his fellow spy, but forgetting that spy had left his disguising toolkit with the soldier.... (1 day before) Soldier asked for help he needed to hide from the pyro because he stole his crab (The one by the sofa where the spy is sat.. thats actually the spy's crab?!) moving on --- The soldier remained disguised as a tv/drawer chest and found out that demoman was speaking about the soldiers past with the valve creators, what happened next is unbelievable soldier decided to kill both of them, but... he forgot that team kill wasn't turned on and had to remain there until demoman and the spy woken up (which didn't happen because the blue spy had put some poison in their alcohol).
Soldier remained there until the round end and made himself a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of waiting there disguised as a bloody drawer chest.

P.S: Sorry hope you guys get it, because im actually a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to write in english

Wrong link https://writer.bighugelabs.com/share/73iuaxet

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/retardestgroupever#announcements/detail/1656641115400215813a My story.

here's a touching story.

paines cupcake holds up a nintendo zapper (gun), and is forced to shoot. until he realizes, demoman is drunk as a pig, and has an alcohol level of 666. while the retarded spy is sleeping and no one gives a ♥♥♥♥ about him.

a headcrab is there, but is lazy and has an iq of .666.

it appears they are living inside a crappy designed house, which only costs them a penny. they are so retarded, they can't even do laundry, talk, or even eat.

before i end this, let me tell you one thing.

these people are retarded.

As you can see, Medics' latest experiment was a success. Unfortunately for Demoman and Spy, it developed a mind of its own...

Demo and spy cracking some good ♥♥♥♥ then they ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) together later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )