https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhZfvqBbto4

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! why ;_;

RIP IN SLIM JIM HEAVEN

Randy "Macho Man" Savage died on May 20th in a head on collision when his 2009 Jeep went runnin' wild in Florida, where he slammed head on into a tree, which snapped like a slim-jim. His neck his reported to have also, snapped like a slim-jim. He was rushed to the ER and the ER is the place, the surgeons tried everything from The Bonesaw to giving him the Atomic Elbow. They expected to save him, but did not expect the unexpected in the kindgom of madness.

He died for us. The Rapture is cancelled

OOOOOHHHHHHHH YYEEEEEEEAAAUUHHHHH SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!

STEP INTO A SLIM JIM!