i am very salty, which makes me salt, which makes fried taste better, which make people happy, which is why i am the kindest. Because i make people happy through my saltiness. add if you electroshock your brain for fun

arent we all just looking for love? or nemo, but whatever

hi, i am not swedish. -said the swede

dyed hair is awesome, for the record i have never dyed my hair. dont know if that helps :)

general kenobi!

your offer is very tempting

i is good christian boi, please friend for no politicalticaltical talksies

hello? i am very lonely, love to murde- i mean hug! friend if you want a steam friend who doesnt play games!