Iceland won the Cod Wars.

Yes, indeed. It is called Britain, where the transitory lands of the Lords of Commonwealth converge.
In venturing north, the politicians discover the truth of the old words:
"The empire fades and the lords go without colonies."
When the link of the UK is threatened, the Boris yells, unearthing the old Lads of Independence from their graves...
Cameron, Saint of the Pig...
Irelands Undead Legion, the DUP...
And the reclusive lord of the UKIP, Nigel Farage...
Only, in truth... the Lads will abandon their people...
And the Worker Class will rise.
Nameless, accursed plebeians, unfit even to be politicians. And so it is, that Scotland seeketh Independence.