This is a question asked many times throughout the history of the human race. And I, some random person on the internet will answer this question.

To ask a question properly, you must understand what it is you are asking. For example take this entirely hypothetical question: Karen why did you leave me? In this entirely hypothetical situation, I know Karen left because she is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lying ♥♥♥♥♥. But you, my dear reader would not have context to this entirely hypothetical situation. (And would probably think that I am insane, which I assure you, I am not.) And so when we ask the question Why are we here? You must first understand the context of the question. Where is here? The Earth? The Universe? Or is here merely existence itself?

Lets assume it means existence itself, as that is typically what we mean when we ask the question. To ask this question it assumed that we exist at all. It seems unlikely to me, it is all a simulation and here is why.

1) The "Matrix" (1999) was a communication from beyond our virtual realm. You see, Warner
Bros. Pictures is actually a bridge between the realities (If you can call our simulated universe a reality, but If tv drama shows can be "reality television" than our simulated universe can be a "reality") Keanu Reeves who plays Neo is actually one of the machines that controls our universe. Only a machine could create a being as breathtaking as he.

2) Anti-Vax. The anti vax movement was created by the machines (who I will refer to as the creators from now on) because they wanted to test the limits of stupidity. Little did they know, the army of single boomer moms out there is a force to be reckoned with. The creators gathered an immense amount of data from this ongoing experiment.

3)Communism. Now lets be frank, communism ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocks. I mean cmon, look at the soviets for example. They have free summer camps there! (although they are closer to winter camps as Siberia is quite cold)

4) Santa Claus. Now I know what you are thinking. "Santa Claus isint real, that is just your parents leaving gifts out". If you believe that than you are nothing but a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sheep. If Santa Claus isint real than who eats the cookies and drinks the milk? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exactly. Santa Claus is a way that the creators reward good behavior. And if you think otherwise you need to stop watching CNN.

5) AMERICA now America has one thing that no other thing on this list has. And that is cheeseburgers. It is common knowledge that the cheeseburger was actually a creation by the almighty machines. (Yes the machines eat meat, ♥♥♥♥ off) they wanted to reward their creations for creating such an amazing place, and thus the cheeseburger was born.

6)Lists. there is only one thing in life that is better than a list and that is the end of a list.