by TWO DAYS because i'm an adhd having bitch and i don't remember a goddamn thing about my life

anyways i hope you all continue to know pyro mains are the scourge of the earth. its true, ive picked up pyro again and i can just feel the devil clawing at my back every time i get into a game and out of all 9 of the diverse classes team fortress 2 allows you to play i exclusively choose the ones that will make people wish to beat my head in with a rock the most

thanks for sticking with the group this long, and for those of you who just joined, i hope you settle in for a long and toasty dip into the infernal flames of the afterlife. no matter how long youve been here or mained pyro or simply despised the class, at least we're all here because we share a common bond in understanding how ludicrous this class is. here's to 5 more years

but every time i see a pyro main i want to invite to this group theyre already in it.... i see you bastards. spread the word to your friends because i can't anymore

just because this group has been inactive doesnt mean that pyro mains arent still the scorn of this earth. youre still being scrutinized under my watchful eye, each and every last one of you bastards

my rating:
dragons fury is sexy
thermal thruster is a little underwhelming but its fun to use
i love the gas passer
and i ESPECIALLY love bitch slapping people with the hot hand
though i dont appreciate having 5 pyros on my team at any given moment

mercenary park is a shit map unless youre on defense or have a pocket medic
banana bay is gorgeous
i havent played any other maps yet

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHf7e67T54Y