We kick all the 12 year-olds' asses

Lacking any real skill but enough common sense to outsmart most of the 12 year-olds on the internets, Pub-Stars across the globe tout their amazing "skills" and cause many to rage quit, albeit only to those who are either drunk as a sailor, baked as a loaf of bread, not old enough to watch a PG-13 movie, or all of the above. m1dnightshadow, the King of all Pub-Stars has made his insignificant mark on the world of PC Gaming by dominating all the tards no matter what class played or weapon used. He is as gentle as a lamb, yet fierce as a tiger. From him, all the n00bs must learn his disciplined ways of camping and using the same predicatble tactics respawn after respawn. Pub-Stars is a salty crew of failed writers, soulless firecrotches, lesbionic women, sly swindlers, and overall just people who spend way too many hours in front of their monitor and have no real friends in RL.