North America's favourite type of stick since 2011

Have fun, do your best, and above all else, play hard!

BACKSTORY:
Once upon a time in a land not-too-far-away there was a dispute. A dispute over what kind of stick was the best. It was argued that metersticks were the best. Another group argued, "no, it's yardsticks!", and another with, "popsicle sticks!". A huge turf war ensued. Many fought. Many lost their opinion, but one was victorious. It was not the metersticks. Not the yardsticks, nor the popsicle sticks, no. It was pogo. The pogo stick. Endorsed by rich fictional Scottish ducks worldwide, the pogo stick is a staple in defeating baddies all across the Amazonian Rainforest, Niagara Falls, some random bank, and even the moon.

PRAISE THE POGO STICK!

*disclaimer: i made all of this up

ALTERNATE POGOSTICK SPONSOR (SLOOGMAN): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89EOzYKQrlo