Poo, everywhere.

Gotta catch 'em all.. or gotta poop everywhere?

This is no place for Raichus, Zigzagoons, Poochyenas and especially not for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ electrodes. This is a place for Pikachus, especially ones with buttholes.

Our mission in this fine, ♥♥♥♥ stained world, is to soil everything, to leave no place free of the stench that is feces. Uncle Oak wants you.. To poo. It doesn't matter if he's watching you, or even if your mom is, just do it. Remember, you were born this way. To poo.