Good evening my fellow comrades.
It's my pleasure to announce that all homeless shelters and soup kitchens will be closed by midnight as poverty has been abolished by law and our glorious country is now free of poor people.
Being poor will be punishable by whipping or rat torture.

In celebration of this wonderful day, the high council of the party has decided to gift our proud population a key. 6%KQZT-Z%INPP-D%PW2Y ( minus % )

In addition, food rations will be decreased by 40%.

- Ministry of propaganda