♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stickies

Demo is OP, the text-adventure!

1) You see a demo far away from you, he spams grenades towards you, they bounce around and are not as visible as rockets. You
A) die (wait for the big crunch for another go)
B) charge! (go to 2)

2) You are mid range. You are lucky: the demo hasn't spread out his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gynormous splash damage stickies. He shoots you a sticky and detonates it mid air. He's a poor player, but the splash damage of the stickies hits you with a vengeance. Wat do?
A) die
B) avoid the stickies like a ninja (go to 3)

3) You are a god among men: you got to close range but are heavily wounded. You even managed to scare the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into running backwards shooting stickies under his feet for a while. He is close and out of the 8(!!!) stickies: you can smell the alcohol. You
A) charge him!
B) charge him, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

4) You are destroying the ♥♥♥♥♥♥, 50, 30, 30 damage. His demise is closing upon him. Then you notice something protruding from the demoman's buttocks. It's a sort of silvery dildo with a German ♥♥♥♥♥ attached to it. It's filling the demoman with the seed of life. The demoman shoots a grenade in your face.

You are dead.
Once the ♥♥♥♥♥ is ready to dump her load, the world explodes, nothing's left.
THE END
Thanks for playing!


If you kept reading, here is a nice way to enhance the replayability of this text adventure:
try the hard mode, with other people actually firing at you while you try to get to the demoman!
Or try the builder mode and tell us how many stickies it takes to detonate your lvl 3 turret, your lvl 3 dispenser, your lvl 3 teleport aaand yourself all at once. Participate to the extraction! (Hint it's less than PI but more than E)