Welcome to the Flock. Err... Gaggle.

So you want in on the gaggle? Well first off, are you Canada? That's right. The country. We are Canada.

You also have to wonder, are you an Ostrich? If you answered yes, you are not welcome in this group because you are therefore a real ostrich and cannot play games very well. We are very particular about what species can join this group. Currently it's Humans and Matthew Stephen(s)'.

If you are already in here/invited to join, talk to your resident group leader and ask him about Nyquil. If he doesn't know what you're talking about without being reminded, you are not welcome in the group. If any other member is online, ask them about socks. If each and every one of them gives a witty reply, you may join.

Otherwise, shut the front door and get the funk out.