NSLA

And so, on this day of the seventh of December, in the year of our Lord 2013, Sir Miller hath turned the Novy Scotia Highlanders back to their true roots! Not to the worship of a false turtle idol! But to freedom! Freedom to paint your face blue and wear a kilt! Freedom to get blackout drunk in the middle of Halifax city and to be cheered for it! Freedom, to be Nova Scotian! Now let it be known, from this day forth, we are no longer the "Army of the Glorious Turtle Burger"! We, are the Novy Scotia Highlanders!

(He also made the new icon)

By decree of His Royal Majesty,
King Tomasz D. F. Hines the First