So we have a one word story and a two word story.
Let's do a story without words at all! Why not?
You all love stories so much. Don't you?

Newest rules:

1. don't post a single word

2. don't reply to yourself

3. start a chat war (it would be interesting to see how you could do it without words)

4. fight

5. ruin stuff

6. If you forfeit your word and only post 0 words then the next person to post must post 0 words. You must also not posts any words.

7. All words won't count so you can't use those.

8. whatever

and

of course
but other noobs call me "cheater"

First: Hellsing. Favorite: Juubee Ninpuuchou (1993). Like some old style graphics.