STEAM GROUP
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STEAM GROUP
*A* Nomads Rust PvP NoobFriendly TP Sleep Drops Remove NoWipes NomadsRust
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IN-GAME
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ONLINE
Founded
21 April, 2014
Language
English
Location
United Kingdom (Great Britain) 
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NIPD prisons.
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dont trust the russians!
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Has the wipe happened yet?
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NIPD Recruitment
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Next Wipe - Change the seed ? or not ? Have your say !
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Scenes from the helicopter battle
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Banned - Raven
ATTENTION CITIZENS. NIPD ANNOUNCEMENT.

At a closed press conference today, an NIPD spokesperson delivered a statement about the execution and subsequent banning of an unnamed dissident codenamed "Nevermore".

Speaking at a secret, beautiful, brutal, comfortable, horrific, pleasant and deniable facility near the Airfield, the spokesperson told reporters that, "The NIPD are pleased to have been instrumental in the removal of this foul influence from the populace. After being banned, the criminal, who is no better than porcelain backspatter, sent a Steam message to an NIPD officer saying, 'I am relieved to have been dealt justice at the hands of the NIPD. I confess to all of my crimes. I am a bad idiot. Long live the NIPD.'. The outcast then dissipated into a cloud of racist tears that smelled of poor upbringing and the matted hair around the back passage of a sick and elderly abandoned cow."

Nomad Island citizens have been vocal in their celebration of the NIPD as a result of this justified and well-executed police operation. Many have placed signs around the island giving thanks for the help of the NIPD in making their lives safer and more productive. Sources believe that average private-part size on Nomad Island has increased by 8.6% as a direct result of the NIPD's benevolent protection.

The NIPD spokesperson continued, "Citizens with information on crime are encouraged to denounce the guilty or possibly guilty in the interests of Nomad Island's order and security. Is a person who fails to report crime in league with the helicopter? Yes. Both cause innocent deaths in our beloved homeland. Both are unwelcome. Both will hurt you when you least expect it. The NIPD are like an airdrop that lands on your base's roof. Both are welcome, both provide help, both improve your chances of survival, and both are rectangular crates covered in plastic. Not the last one. But you know what I mean."

There was great applause from the assembled news media representatives, some of whom were later released.

Meanwhile, a recent poll showed that citizens of Nomad Island are in agreement that we are safer under the watchful eyes of the NIPD.
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Citizens feeling safer under the protection of the NIPD
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