The Last Clan You'll Ever Join

Preaching the Gospel of Ownage since 2007, Mustard's Men has strived tirelessly to piss you off and triple your kill score. Made up of some of the best Call of Duty: United Offensive players the world has to offer, MM| has expanded into COD 2, COD 4: Modern Warfare, COD 5: World at War, COD: Black Ops and Black Ops 2, Team Fortress 2, Tribes Ascend, Battlefield 3, Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Hello Kitty Island Adventure, Runescape, Mario Kart, Candy Land, Hop Skotch and Competitive "For Keeps" Pog tournaments. Several of our members are card carrying members of the Church of Satan. We were early investors in Bitcoin. Our collection of early-internet memes is one of the most vaunted in all of Christendom. We can shoot a pixel off another pixel from 20000 pixels away, blindfolded, in the snow, uphill both ways!

Here at MM|, we don't just kill you: we teabag you until our balls turn blue and then run off with your wallet and ammo. We do it with a gusto and charm that just can't be matched by other casual gaming clans. In fact, you'll beg to be killed again just for the experience. So stop on by our website, take off your shoes, grab a smoke, and join us as we cruise the internet looking for fresh victims I mean pals to join us for fun, profit and conquest!

MM is now retired, but our legacy will live on forever!

Mustard's Men (Retired)[mmclan.org]