"5:00 get a call to go blading down at the mall but my mom says i have to prevent the hostile aliens from anhalating us all,HIYAAAH, i have the strength of a million and 50 men so i guess i shouldent complain, still i wish to go for a walk without rusting in the rain, that stuff could eletrictfy my braaaaain, welcome to me life as a teenage robot, the story of my life as a teenage robot, teenage robot LIFE"