Jimmy Saville Coxlin Jr

Just like the moon in the night sky, on a cloudy day, Melionyo vanishes for a fortnight. His irregular and inconsistent lifestyle patterns encapsulate his enigmatic nature. Hence, Oofman is also known as 'Poofman'

During the late hours where people slumber, Poofman likes to launch steam. In the bottom right of my screen my notification bar glides up eerily. "Melionyo has launched Adventure Capitalist"

This creature, this being, this noncay knows no bounds. If you see him, do NOT engage. Do NOT talk. Most importantly, do NOT let him touch you.