Hello, Maid troops 1, 2, 7, and whoever else might be listening in.

This place is dead, and I don't like it. It is going to be my goal to make it not dead.

I have now decided I shall make a short list of things to do:

Collecting Nintendo Network IDs. I just got a Wii U myself and I'm looking to Mario Kart and Monster Hunter on it. My NNID is Esbeckett, if you would rather just do that.

Posting announcements. Probably once a week, on the weekend in the morning in my time. This way it'll still be somewhat active, and not something people forget exists or annoys them to the point of leaving.

Using the group chat. Why the hell does this even exist anymore? I swear, the removed /me and everyone stopped caring about the existence of them outside of I'LL TRADE EARBUDS FOR YOUR KEYS

Setting up Maid streams again. Since I last updated that, Livestream has went to hell, Twitch has went to hell, Hitbox came up and is probably on its way to hell, and there's like six other services I don't know anything about.

Putting on new mods and sub-admins who have a little more enthusiasm than I do for sprucing the place up. I'm getting old, and I need young blood to keep this place going.

Anything else you want to suggest, mention, or volunteer for can go in the comments.

One of the maids spilled our new "Super strength cleaner"... as we were working on perfecting it. The result was a highly toxic sentient cloud that managed to smother four maids and dissolve the arms of another two. I hope you enjoy those cybernetics, girls!

Estimated caterings for such an occurrance are:

One (1.) yottalitre of premium aged scotch.
Thirty-six (36.) kilotons of roll-cake.
Twenty-three (23.) candles.
And an as-of-yet undetermined number of units of Tiger Tiger Icecream and Insulin.

The event is formal, so leave the mop and bucket at home, but show up in full uniform.

After an eventful couple of days with a PS Vita, the glorious Maid-in-charge decided that Gravitational anomalies needed to be researched so they could be harvested for superpowered flying maids, which would topple any war in our favour.

It didn't take long for something to happen, and now gravity has been actually reduced for the base, as it is now floating a few thousand metres in the air.

With any luck, it'll slow drift back down, or just stay where it is. If it stays afloat, attacks on any nation to plunder it for its resources will become even more quick and painless than it already is. If it settles down, cartographers are going to be screwed over, and nobody likes cartographers.

~ Yours truly, the Tyrannical Head-Maid

For anyone interested, there is a small stream happening that started maybe an hour ago, where the owner is playing League of Legends. His idea is to garner support by drawing attention to the stream for charity.

http://support.shrinershospitals.org/goto/mishso

This is the link for the charity box. If you can help him out, you have a chance at a PAX Sivir skin he'll give out at point of reaching the charity goal.

To actually WATCH his League of Legends stream, he broadcasts on http://www.twitch.tv/mishso

Warning: Any anger caused by the stream will be immediately and harshly medicated with spaceasil injections.