If you want to participate of your own will, sign up here. If you do not, you'll be beaten. If you do sign up, you'll be beaten lightly. It's up to you.

So far the only willing ♥♥♥♥♥ is Ichirin Kumoi, who says she can do something with fists that nobody thought possible. I'm sort of interested myself, really.

It has come to my attention there is one Gensokyo ♥♥♥♥♥ Hourse making use of silicone enhanced man-breasts and voice-changers in order to con the all-too-willing horny public out of hats, and I have decided for the good of our island nation, we are now entering competition with said skanks!

Starting tomorrow, all maids must stop wearing all undergarments, brush teeth thoroughly, and attend the newly revised sex-ed classes so we can better combat their terror.

Also, we'll ask for real money instead. I hope the customers don't mind that in webcams, many of our maids seem to have a penis anyways. Not my problem, really. It's theirs as the customer.

The offending group is here.

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/GensokyoWhorehouse

Unfortunately, this science is dangerous as many of you will likely end up either becoming suicidal or pregnant.

10 maids will be shipped to Boston to partake in a study of the "Main Character Effect", where a single male is paired with six or more females. The results will be analyzed, recorded, and the love interests will all be incinerated after the program has finished.

If you wish to sign up, please do so below.

We need a good date to hold a match for something like this on. What say you people about this?

As Maids. We should do maid things. Like getting maid at videogames. Or not, really, I hope not, but as a group we should try doing something together.

I'm not sure what would work, or how, but I'd like to hear of some ideas. Please pop by the chat or drop a comment in the box about what you think we could do. For example, we could all have a rousing round of Gang Garrison 2 one day... Or maybe Half Life deathmatch?

But yes, suggestions please.