Attention all personnel, my balls hurt

Be sure to bring your cardboard box for all the goodies I'm sure you'll recieve! Und tu es auf Deutsch!

...♥ Nightcore ♥...
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........♥ Miku ♥.......
.......♥ Anime ♥.....

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Guys, I implore you to cease the purloining of paper towels soap toilets urinals stall doors etc. from the school bathrooms. The district is VERY cross with us.

♥♥♥♥ Brotain on god