Bam boom slam son.

Dead chat LOL

Sorry everyone died in the story
REST IN PEACE : RIP

MOAR!!

Circle (very asian accent): I don't even think they even understood you....oooooh. As the Green Sensei says, you must do this for us, because we are the great gods. Worry not of the travers ahead, but the danger of those crose to you. Many shadows ray waste to traverers we seen in past. Do not take such path! It is very dishonorabre.
Pyramid: Ok, srsly guy, like, O M G, jst do it 4 us. ULL get like, so much rwrds. Like, pretty please? *twirls hair...if she had some!*
Fred: I don't even know what's happening...BUT SURE! WHY NOT!?!
Sphere: I shall open this portal here *flicks his wrist* and opens a portal .
Fred: Alright gang, let's go! *everyone follows Fred as their bodies feel rather odd considering this is the first of many portals they have gone through.
As they got out, when they looked behind them, it was a different colored portal than what they originally came through.

Once upon a time. Fred ( ) and his wizard buddies all decided to go and play. Fireballs ( ) and money ( ) were going everywhere... it was truly a mess. Although 5 great gods of the Earth confronted these fellows.
Sphere: We are the Shape Titans and we have come forth upon Earth to seek weary travels who would be much obliged to do our bidding.
Cylinder:*ahem* What he really means is that we need you guys to go on a quest for us. Not many are chosen, but we have chosen you lot to do so.
Cube: Yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I really need this ♥♥♥♥ on lockdown, you know what I'm saying? ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up as y'all do it for us. Smack some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, get us our stash and we'll give y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ some cash, you dig?

lel sweg