Hey guys bon bon here and look. My asshole is not fucked by the god Ajit pai.
Today im bringing you just some stupid rage written thing i wrote in 5 seconds.


1. The "I'm smurfing to get clips for my frag montage guy."
This is the guy who is pretty obviously on a smurf account getting sick frags and shitting on people. Then pasting some bind in the chat when they win saying some stupid shit like "See you in the montage!" Were not at high cancer levels yet. But its starting to get toxic already.

2. The "Fuck the fun of this gamemode guy."
This guy is simple. He doesnt want to play the gamemode in the fun, hectic, and random sense it was meant for. And uses his buy time to pick up an AWP, or an M4A1-S. He uses deathmatch to feel good at the game, when in reality. Hes just shitting on people with shitty guns. High toxicity here folks.

3. The "Anti bonus weapon guy."
Were hitting cancer levels now. This is the kinda guy who is alot like 2. But is extra shitty when the bonus weapon comes up. Say the bonus weapon is a MAG-7. A shotgun. Hes running around the corner with his AWP shitting on people with a shitty shotgun just trying to get 6 points. The worst is when the BONUS WEAPON is an AWP or an AK-47. They go full tryhard fuck you mode just for 6 points. Like nigga you just killed 4 people trying to get 6 points to feel good. Slightly cancerous levels.

4. The "Hey guys i cheat in non-competetive deathmatch guy."
This is in dangerous territory now. To put it simply, this guy cheats in casual deathmatch. How fucking low do you have to be??

5. The "All around dickcunt guy."
The worst kind of guy. Usually falls under 1, 2 and 3. But adds onto it by doing meme strats and showing off his 1000$ skins. Usually accompanied by micspamming or shit talking in the chat. This guy also liked to votekick people who kill him. Because "What? HE CANT DO THAT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE GLOVES COST! YOUR OBVIOUSLY CHEATING!"

And that, is the 5 types of people you will meet in CS:GO deathmatch.