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Rays of light bristled through the trees. The wind softly caressed the leaves of grass. The lion’s dominion had awakened. The Council had begun a new day’s reign. Jinx, one of the Five Lords of the Lion’s Order, softly smiled as he looked at LordOfPasta with a look of pleasant surprise. “Ah,” Jinx spoke, so tenderly it was nearly a breath. “You have awakened, m’lord.” LordOfPasta grinned. “Yes, Lord Jinx,” he nodded with tenuous understanding. “Today is that in which we call our banners.”

“And not just any banners!” thundered a voice through the halls of Leonis Keep, the seat of The Lion Order. Jinx and LordOfPasta turned to face him - and there he stood. Kingofthecows3, infamously borne out of wedlock in an agricultural fiefdom southwest of Leonis Keep, had risen to power threw his shrewd demeanor and cunning character, and as such, he was to be respected, even among the other High Lords.

“You all know what today is,” kingofthecows3 bellowed. Each of the three exchanged a knowing glance. “Yes m’lord. How could we forget?”

Through the millennia over which the Lion Order had reigned over their incomparable expanse, certain values instilled among the high lordship had kept their power immutable, like a steel sword forged in the Order’s most ancient anvil. Many esteemed Leonian scholars had written extensively on the subject, but even at its most overwrought, the fundamental value which guided the Lion’s Order could still be distilled to one simple mantra: Audi Leonis. “Audi Leonis,” announced the three in the Great Hall. The door swung open - JiQUi and BOT Elmer had returned from their hunt. “Audi Leonis!” they cried, knowing of the battles ahead. Forgoing its original pedophillic definition, Audi Leonis directly translated to a fearsome phrase - “Listen to the Lion.”

The mere uttering of the Lion’s creed brought sheer excitement to the Great Hall. JiQUi’s veins coarsed rapidly with pure adrenaline, the flow of blood pumping through this arteries so viciously it was nearly audible. “I’m rock hard” shouted JiQUi, and each of the Five Lords smiled with desperate excitement. “So are we,” they announced in unison. As was ritual, each of the five removed their towels, the only garments legally allowed in the Lion Order. Shortly before the traditional quintuple penetration began, a stunning figure walked in. His shoulders broad, they glistened with the projection of unrivaled power. His figure was so intimidating, one of the Hall’s servants fainted, nearly falling injured on the Hall’s harsh stone floors. “PROFESSIONAL MEME SUCCER,” the Five Lords gasped. His appearance was fabled. PROFESSIONAL MEME SUCCER, of the ancient PissOnKids kingdom, was the last blood heir to the Lion Throne, and thus, the reunified empire as foretold.

“Sup nerds,” he bellowed. Shaking in quivering fear and rapidly strengthening their erections, the Five Lords had no choice but to abandon their halls.

As dusk came and the Three Moons crossed the horizon, bringing on another Leonian night, the Five Lords convened in their wagon on their journey. “No matter” muttered kingofthecows3, breaking the long silence. “The fight continues. Call the banners.” The wagon reached a deafening silence. “But m’lord--” JiQUi was cut off by a sight over the horizon. The lights flooded the darkness of the Leonian night - the unmistakable lights of the Barclays Center. Kingofthecows3 stood up, his newfound confidence visible in his gait. “We are Audi Leonis, a new-blood CSGO team raised in the heart of Brooklyn!” His deafening call echoed through the surrounding valleys.