You better hope to god you don't find me in that haystack.

Requirements:
-2 years minimum of tank destroying experience with your fist.
-A voice manly enough to tear off your own shirt.
-None of that shaolin, tae kwon do, or karate childsplay. Hokuto Shinken or gtfo.
-No crying like a little ♥♥♥♥♥.
-Kill your enemies before they even know that they are killed.
-Bring justice without a single ♥♥♥♥ given.
-Incoming weaponry and projectiles are nothing but bullshittery to brush off.
-Stop rampaging horses by punching them in the face.
-Read the "Scriptures of Ken", and pray to the North star every sunday night.
-Must keep your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool and rage not with your mouth, but with your fists.

Upon meeting these requirements, send me your resume + application and i'll get to you when im not busy saving some village or rescueing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.