Hello fellow Black Jack Kings,

Let’s face it: Every now and then, you catch a bad break for the entire month of August and most of September.

When that happens, just tell yourself that, no matter how bad it seems in the moment, you’re not cursed. You just have to resign yourself—like I did yesterday—to the fact that, yes, there will be times when you’re attending a business conference out of town, realize there’s a riverboat casino 145 miles away, drive all night to get there, and then, before the boat has even left the dock, lose an entire month’s salary on the turn of a single card.

Because whether you like it or not, life will throw you a curveball every now and then—there’s just no getting around that. Today, you might double down and magically hit 21, and tomorrow, you might have to dip into your infant son Owen’s college fund for the dozenth time this month. It’s the luck of the draw, after all, so why question it? I say just sit back, let fate take its course, and call the dealer a cheating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as you’re escorted out by security. That’s always been my motto.

DARN IT! IM TIRED OF STREAKY GLASS

Edit, sorry it was me...

ok, but I just want to point out that Technoblade fans are on average more experienced with the game because of a few reasons. These are that Technoblade rarely appears outside of Minecraft community, Dream being more popular and people not knowing much about Technoblade and why he is good and Technoblade having a big part of Minecraft's OG players in his fanbase. I, for example, have watched him since way before MC Monday.

Why do I think people don't know much about why Technoblade is good? Some people think for example that Dream is better just because of his manhunts and Technoblade is good only in 1.8 pvp. This can be easily debunked by:

1.8 pvp is way harder to learn, it took me less than a month to learn 1.16 to the level same level of 1.8 knowledge I needed to grind for for over 2 years, maybe even 3. Not even mentioning I was not that engaged in 1.16 and played it rarely, I could probably get there in a week.

Technoblade is #2 player in all of Skywars on all 3 official leaderboards.

Technoblade has more dedication than Dream. Say whatever you want, I know Dream has his speedruns and spent a lot of time, but look at anything Technoblade ever did that is actually big:

Potato war - 8 months of plotting and scheming to a point of almost committing a crime and 2 weeks of farming potatos an average of 11 hours a day.Bedwars - Winstreak of 1400, games last a long time, very good playerSkywars - 2nd worldwide, played thousands of gamesDream duel - Trained long hours, didn't know anything about 1.16, started from scratch. Dream was already pretty ok at 1.8 and it is the only reason he managed to only lose 1-4 to Technoblade on that version.MCC, McMonday - Tournaments, one of the best players, trained for long hoursMCU - Killed almost 50 players, that actually only took a few hours, lol. You get one point.Dream SMP - Grinded to a point of having 2 stacks of wither skulls, being the most stacked, always prepared for everything, can even flex on Dream with e.g. Fireworks, was the first to create tridents, etc. Took extremely long. I know it is scripted, but Technoblade didn't care and still put a lot of time into it.

Dream put a lot of time into his achievements, but Technoblade is on another level.

4) This one will not be liked, because people don't actually understand the math. Dream cheated in 1.16 speedrun. I have seen Dream's response on DreamXD, but I am convinced that the response is not true by 3 analysis of the Dream's math which I watched. Half of it is wrong, moderators did nothing wrong, the paper with math doesn't even have one of the brackets. I am sorry, but it is not done with any care about math.If you want to see it for yourself with an explanation, go to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ko3TdPy0TUIt can describe the whole situation to a viewer with a description of math at the end. It is from an unbiased perspective of a person who is a mathematician and does not care who is right. He concluded that it does not matter if we pick 11 streams or 6, because if 10 BILLION people played Minecraft for a CENTURY, no stopping, and all they did was traded at a rate of 1 trade every second, then they would only do a little more than 3*10^19 trades, over 500 times less than both Dream and moderators think is needed to get Dream's luck or a better one, one time on average. I checked that it is correct on my GOOGLE CALCULATOR, it is literally so easy. all you need to do is 10,000,000,000*60*60*24*365*100 and check if it is around 3e+19, or 3 and 19 zeros.

Sorry to anyone who thinks Dream didn't cheat, but it is like that. The naive probability is 1 in 2*10^22 and you can go to Dream's document yourself to check it.I think that Dream is a great player because of his manhunts and speedruns other than 1.16, but he cheated.
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That is the end of what I had to say. If you disagree, please reply to me and debunk my points. I am pretty sure though, that any point besides possibly point 1 can't be debunked, because we can say that if Dream managed to lose only 1-4 to Technoblade in version that is much harder to learn, then even considering the fact that Dream was already ok at 1.8 and Technoblade had no experience in 1.16, it may equal out. It is anyone's opinion, but I think it would still give Technoblade a disadvantage. Anyways, that is all I had to say.

thats it, I said it, I'm coming out to you here because this is a place that makes me feel welcome, comfortable, and accepted.

I'm hosting a gloryhole sesh at 24 ketch court on February 19th from 17:00-19:30. It would mean a lot if you could all make my big day!

No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you're like, going to jail, and you're like, and when you go to jail, i- ba- when you go to jail, if you say, if you say a cuss word you go to jail and if you go to jail cause you said a cuss word, then... You're only gonna eat BROCCOLI and OTHER VEGETABLES for your WHOLE LIFE. You don't want to eat vegetables. Sometimes people like eating sweets but, I eat broccoli. So, I'm okay with broccoli but I do not want to go to jail. You can not go to jail. And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent. I better warn my school about that.