For those of you who live under a rock and know absolutely nothing about anything, go scrounge the interwebs for any info about the soon to be released Terraria! Look, I'll even provide you a link. Am I not merciful!?

http://kotaku.com/5801827/somewhere-between-super-metroid-and-minecraft-lies-the-intriguing-terraria

Supposedly, Terraria will be released on Steam Monday, May 16th. WHAT?! THIS MONDAY? Yea guy, THIS Monday.

Ballin'.