THIS IS NOT A JOKE
I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this dope-sick heroin addicted prostitute in the ass in some back alley earlier today. She said that she was experiencing severe heroin withdrawals and, as a result, had diarrhea.
While I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her pink turd cutter all of the sudden she slap-grabbed her tummy and then groaned "uggh, I gotta poo!". Before I could react I felt her insides expand to yield a gooey, mushy shart of ♥♥♥♥ liquid fecal matter all over my penis and testicles.
Then she pushed away demanded that I stop and give her the $10. Seriously, $10 for anal sex.
Why would a nasty ass dopesick prostitute let a John ♥♥♥♥ them in the ass when they have withdrawal-induced diarrhea?
By the way, I slapped her in the mouth and called her a "NASTY ♥♥♥♥♥". She had no shame in her game.
The ♥♥♥♥'s just crazy as ♥♥♥♥.
Edit: after I cleaned the poop off my ♥♥♥♥, which resembled a fluffy brown ♥♥♥♥ smelling marshmallow, water is beading on my ♥♥♥♥. Like some sort of residue has absorbed deep into the skin. Also, my genitals feel tacky to the touch, and I've taken two showers already.