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As the manager of this JJHJP branch it's my responsibility to acknowledge and be in the know of what happens in this establishment. That being said, PLEASE keep relationships outside of work hours, there have been reports of non-customer bodily fluids on our equipment and I have reason to suspect it's one of you. Whoever you two are, please come forth within 2 weeks or else I will have to get this tested in a lab to uncover the identity, don't make me do this.