If theres one thing the world needs, its Half Life 3. Er wait, wrong topic. I mean...BACON THE VIDEO GAME. It's what we NEED. In bacon the video game, you would be a peice of mutated bacon thats angry with humanity for burnign your friends in a horrible act of cookery! You were the only perfectly cooked bacon, and want some f***ing revenge right bloody now! In BTVG, your main weapon is a mini bacon gun, which shoots mini mini bacons that are sharp as KNIVES at your oponents, who are giant humans. MAKE THEM SUFFER.
WARNING : This game is not recomended to anyone who finds it offensive to slaughter their own race inhumanely, or who is under the age of 18. This game contains constant swearing from your gorey victimes, and a hgue amount of realistic blood.
REPORT : USA and every other government recently out lawed this game.

1. Bacon flavored gummies.
2. Bacon flavored gum
3. Bacon flavored mints
4. Bacon Tic Tacs
5. Bacon hats
6. Shirts made out of bacon
7. Guns that fire bacon
8. A national bacon museum
9. A sport where the goal is to eat bacon
10. A national bacon segment in every government
11. A supreme General of Bacon in every government
12. Grenades filled with bacon
13. Radioactive bacon to trick enemies with
14. A game where the goal is to eat as much bacon as possible
15. A super hero kids show called Bacon Man!
16. A lego bacon!!
17. Bacon toys
18. Bacon lego bricks
19. Bacon material in GMod
20. Bacon tattoos.
21. Force schools to have a bacon subject where you learn about bacon, and it's history.
22. Bacon in every school lunch. But not crappy bacon, thats horribly cooked and disgraced! GOURMET BACON!!
23. A national bacon day
24. An independence from pigs national holiday
25. Fireworks that make pictures of bacon
26. An airplane made of bacon
27. Free bacon in every hotel/motel
28. Pools of bacon!
29. Bacon tootsie rolls
30. Bacon lollipops
31. Bacon hard candy
32. How many licks it takes to get to the center of a peice of bacon.
33. A nation for bacon.
34. A bacon group with 4 million people
35. A bacon magazine
36. A set of bacon books
37. A bacon adventure guide!
38. A bacon find your fate adventure
39. A bacon first person shooter game
40. AND FINALLY. A WORLD COMPLETELY MADE OUT OF BACON.

Love bacon?
Have friends who love it too?
INVITE THEM ALL.
hehe -soul
:3 bacon. om nomnom

Please comment about any pics you want ._. no, im not taking porn.
I want a pic with bacon in it.
:D