Today we pay homage and reverence to the one and only Jason also known as grievSTAR(*). When you think about him and the great person he is there’s only a few questions you would have to ask… that only Jason can answer to allow you into his soft yet tasteful insides…
how many years ago did the big dick sucking start?
why do we have so many ordas of random objects, people and combo platters just laying around?
Nigga have you seen his deagle?
Where is the middle part of a map located?
How many dicks need to be sucked in order to get to the center of Jason’s sweet sweet and adorable soul?

Those answers:
23
He’s Asian (I mean yeah thus also making him miraculous at all video games) and loves to orda (NOT order) EVERYTHING!
Nigga that question was rhetorical.
CENTER!
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