This is a public announcement:

I'm trying to organise a weekly night when we can all be online for a fragging. All those interested report to the group chatroom [interest is compulsory for members].

Thanks,
DrazharLn

NOTE: Members found to be guilty of showing insufficient interest will be given an unsatisfactory mark on their permanent record. This will be followed by death. Have a nice day!

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Commissarial order PZ/2041/E

Anyone found not in possession of the Orange Box, or it's constituents, by the end of next week, will be subject to immediate revokal of priveleges, starting with posessing body parts, and moving on to breathing. After that, you'll *really* start regretting it...

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This is a test of the emergency announcement system. If this was a test of the real emergency announcement system this message would be followed by something corny, like "If this was a real emergency you would hear sounds of screaming and shelling in the background".

Draz =]