I remeber when I was a child every Christmas I would be full of joy.

The house is lit with colorful lights, the scent of the Christmas tree brightened my mood, rainy days, staying in doors playing video games.

Oh how joyful Christmas was.

Christmas Day arrived! My family gathered around as we each took our turns to unwravle whats inside...

Every year was the same gift, a Remote Control Helicopter.

I would always be pleased.

As soon as Christmas day passed I waited eagerly for the next christmas to come.

But....... Life can change in an instant.....









Mother and my Father along with my 2 brothers and 2 sisters had died the next day in a crossfire as they were coming from church....

Anger surged through me, I was no longer the happy innocent boy I was.

Do you know how difficult it is to lose your family so unexepectedly and so cruely?

Of course i blamed god but i quickly realized that its not god!

No!

He is nothing but a mear smudge of our fasinations.

There is no god! No after life! My family is gone!

no...





I realized that the plague lies inside of each and every person in this cruel world.....


All of us carry this evil within us....

I will cleanse this earth from the plague that is Humans.....



But first........ I must jack off in this public bathroom because im pretty horny

THE END

I remeber when i was just 10 years old, time ticking down.... waiting for my parents to arrive from the doctors.... It felt like a split second

The doctors....

I always wondered why they went to the Doctor all the time.

One day, playing video games all day waiting for my parents... 1:00 A.M

I wonder what is happening. I go to sleep the next day hoping to feel the warmth of my mothers soft kiss before taking off for work.

Nothing....

It was Thursday June 9 2000

Maybe they went to get my special birthday present?

Perhaps..

It was terrible....

I turn on the T.V and see the news come up first...

A fatal Car Crash took place last night.

In panic I frantically search through the internet for the answers..... But the only answers i get is 2 Big Black ♥♥♥♥♥ in Tight ♥♥♥♥♥....

The black ♥♥♥♥ belonged to my mother....

There once was a charming young man named Flavio Neymez.

He would always walk by all the lovely woman at 6 A.M in the morning.

It was his routine.

But one day, that routine changed massively.

He walked into his dream girl. Poodle NeyMARZ.

Everyday they would talk but Poodle decided to take it one step further.....

She sent him some nasty ass poodle ♥♥♥♥♥ pics.


The End

Once upon a time there was a boy named Bryan

There once was a young Honduran boy named Brandon.

He had a tough life, facing death face to face..... He had breast cancer.....

Years later, although feeling millenniums of years long, he knew he had to support his family's money issues before he left this world.

He decided to get in the trading world.

In his time consumed in trading he really forgot all about the good of his family and leaving them money.

Australliums, Unusuals, High Tier Stranges! He had it all!

The word of his business soon came to the street.

People wanted him dead.....

Finally, the hunters got him were they wanted.

He was cornered.

With agony and endurance he proceeded to his final trade...

"Whats up guys, this is my final trade" were his last words..

Guns blazed at him as his eyes slowly and passionately closed.

He is dead...