The great Gabe Newell has scheduled an annual tea conference with Gentle Folk welcomed to attend for tea at high noon. The master of ceremonys shall welcome Sir Gabe with an authentic Victorian welcome. All participants shall be encouraged to wear masks with the most astounding dress to be awarded a plucked pheasant.

Invitations shall be issued by pony express presently. If you are unable to attend it would be most forthcoming to alert the messenger so your lordship and mum can be crossed off the attendance list.