Hello everyone,

I just wanted to mention that Lumberjack tried to kill me several weeks ago, by hijacking a Metro bus along Hollywood Blvd and attempting to apply my face to the tires. He was only moderately successful. Thankfully I was riding my 27 speed bicycle at a comfortable rate, and when the front grill of the bus hit my rear tire at forty-five miles an hour, I was flung far enough away from the accident area that I landed in the gutter, where I was trampled by a policeman on a horse. I was swiftly rushed to the hospital to repair my seven broken ribs and raptured trachea, but luckily I was released yesterday, so I can hunt down Lumberjack and mutilate his tattered bloody corpse on Garry's Mod. For those who care to join me on my rampage, please tell me.

See you online, cadets!
-Jimbo2go