GnomeChild, a "fellow gnome" has sent me a pesky scam link. Very silly of him to try at all. Do not fall for his messages. He is now forever banished from this realm. Such foolishness is prohibited.

It has come to my attention that our sacred grounds are being tramped on every so often by non gnomish actors and by undercover saboteurs, who very soon reveal their true colors.
I know that we as gnomes are a peaceful and non violent race, but to protect our home and to ensure that we continue to exist, i have decided that drastic actions need to be taken.

So from now on, trespassers will be shot, and any survivors will be prostituted.

If you have any better ideas on how to protect our beautiful garden, my dear gnomes, please post it in the comments.

Every Garden of hope member, now has 99 companions. The Garden of hope has 100 gnomish individuals in its ranks, with all of us being diffrent yet so similair at the same time. 100 members is a milestone to remember. We shall spread like fire.

Thanks to all of you.

-The Holy Gnom Father

I wish all of you a blessed holiday filled with happines, love and faith. Spend time with your family and friends and enjoy time on our beautiful Earth.

Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Invite any other gnomes you know into this group.