YOU'RE A CUDDLER HARRY!

This Year's Headmaster: Akoo

"The finest School of Kisscraft and Cuddlery in the world."
—Rubeus Fagrid praising Hugwarts

Here, You'll spend the next 10 years of your Miserable Life learning the arts of Kissing and Cuddling, especially my all time favorite of Hugging.
We offer many classes here, such as "It's All Good In The Hood" with Mr. Rogers and "Weedology" with Coach Snoop Dogg. You'll also become apart of one of four school Houses whom of which you'll spend most of the time Cuddling or Kissing or whatnot.
These Houses are:
-Gryffindorable
is well known for cholos, weed, sassyness, and rough butt sex. The house colours are deep menstrual cycle red and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tone of gold, and the house is symbolized by a gay lion. The entrance to the common room is on the seventh floor hidden behind a portrait of the Fat Lady. In order to get into the common room, Gryffindor students must say the correct password.
-Hufflepuffle
is well known for gays, foreplay, rainbows, and masturbation. The house is symbolized by a quuery badger, and the house colours are black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow. Its common room is near the kitchens. To get into the common room, rather than giving a password you must fap a fake dildo in the rhythm "Nelga Rufflepuff." It is the only common room to have a way to keep students from other houses out (by dumping semen on them).
-Ravenclawesome
values fit, short, girls wearing leggings. The house is symbolized by an American Eagle (♥♥♥♥ Yeah!) and the house colours are thong blue and ♥♥♥♥ bronze. The Ravenclaw common room is located in a high tower, and the interior is decorated with blue and bronze. To enter, rather than give a password, one must answer a riddle from an eagle door knocker, such as "Where do vanished objects go?" and the replier saying "Up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass you little ♥♥♥♥♥ you." and letting them in.
-Slytheriffic
values sex, sex, snape, sex, and very rough intercourse. The house is symbolized by a *cough* serpent, and the house colours are *cough*not*cough*green and *cough*not*cough* silver. Its common room is located in the dungeons, underneath the Black Lake, and hidden behind a stone wall. The password for the 9998–9999 school year was "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Harry".

SCHOOL ANTHEM:
"Hugwarts, Hugwarts, Huggy ♥♥♥♥♥ Hugwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with testicular cancer,
Our *cough* heads could do with filling,
With some "interesting stuff",
For now they're bare and full of ♥♥♥♥,
Dead Pinkie Pies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains get ♥♥♥♥♥♥"

Thank You For Signing Up,
Have a Queer time!

(Don't Forget To Invite Fellow Friends To Join The Class!)