Elite Seasoning Clan - Herb Clan ★★★★★

As of the recent months, our head leader returns to his righteous throne within the halls of Calador stronghold. News of the Oreganukes, our prized superweapon AKA the blander's demise, have been in mass production as our self-replicated quantum generators produce heavy amounts of the latter.
Uranium-enriched Kaviar cells farmed from Caladorian-bred Kois, an artificial species of the Japanese Koi, passified and tame.

Hence, after a long Journey and the restoration of hereby declared radio beacons troughout blander territory, our leader insists on the plundering of the famed Nigerian Highlands, where survey charges reveal a time-bound
Fusion-Paprika gold-mine, the most major ingredient on the rare med known as Phatogen, a hallucigen grenade capable of dealing trumendous amounts of physical damage on the asian race itself, completely removing phat-cells of it's target in a matter of seconds.

All remains quiet as our citadel's construction ears to an end and our City is once again liberated in the name of Spice itself. All is suspicously normal troughout the commonwealth of Maladia however the UFO modules productivity is at it's normal slow self. It has been incited by the government that further notices on the ownership of reproductivity organs belonging to Seasoflies are disbanded and hereby banned.

Until next time folks, Sgt. Kerfuffle over. And out.