The Church Of Lord Ross

Over the last few years I have been on a search for anything and everything related to Bob
Ross, After all of my searching I've found that not a single religion acknowledges the obvious
FACT that Bob Ross is not only the world's greatest painter, he is indeed the Holy
Savior himself! Now I'm sure you are thinking the same thing that I thought when I first figured this out:

"What the hell is wrong with this world?"

Well the French are still allowed to breed for one thing, but how appalling is it that not a single sect or cult accepts the notion that the one and only true Lord and Savior of all that is known in the entire universe is Bob Ross.

IT’S TIME that the world finally knows the truth behind the meaning of life!
IT’S TIME that the world is saved from those who wish to corrupt it!
IT’S TIME that the world can look to a true leader, one who will fight for them!
IT’S TIME that the world is told about the awesome power of Lord Bob Ross!

IT’S TIME, for us all to come together as a whole and acknowledge the cold hard fact:

BOB ROSS IS TOTALLY AWESOME!

Unfortunately I cannot do this alone. I call upon all of you to join in on the effort.

Together we can make the world a better place, as well as provide a safe environment for our
kids and loved ones.

Together we can spread the love that Bob Ross so graciously shares with us.

Together we can make a difference, but not without the help of God himself, Bob Ross!

So spread the word! Tell everyone you know that Bob Ross has taking you into his heart and
has opened your eyes to the truth.

Tell them what they have always known deep within their hearts, but just needed a guide to show them the way.

With your help we can spread the word of Bob Ross and bring piece and love to all.

So join me in telling the world: "BOB ROSS SAVED MY LIFE, NOW HE CAN SAVE YOU!"


The Ross Laws

As with any church, there must be rules that each follower must follow. Christians have the Ten Commandments, Buddhists have The Holy Eightfold Path, and thus believers in the Church of Bob Ross follow The Ross Laws. The laws are simple, and go as follows:

1. Obey the word of Lord Ross, for it is the ultimate truth.

2. Honor Lord Ross, for it is the only way to Rossotopia ("Heaven")

3. Laugh and be jolly, for it is the way of Lord Ross.

4. Pray each day to Lord Ross, for it is the path to righteousness.

5. Spread the word of Lord Ross, for it is your duty.

Bob simply wants you to be happy, and the easiest path to happiness is to praise Bob.

Follow The Ross laws and you too will find happiness.

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