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YES MY GIRLFRIEND ♥♥♥♥♥ OTHER GUYS OK, but you know what? it makes our relationship stronger. My girlfriend says that "the most empowering manly thing a man can do is let his girlfriend ♥♥♥♥ other guys and sometimes watch". there is nothing more beautiful than watching the woman u love getting pounded and thrown around while you sit in the corner watching and thinking about wedding plans and how many kids youre gonna have. THROW OUT your ideals and manogany and good american family values as its 2017 and u need to be as heatnistic as possible. ALLOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO DOMINATE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, let her spend all your hard earned paychecks on wendy's four for fours and pretty diamonds. SUCK YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TOES IN PUBLIC TO SHOW SOCIETY THAT YOU ARE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A MALE WHO SOCIETY NEEDS AND DESERVES... i only get a little amount of free time a day when i slip away from my girlfriend as shes under her twinkies wrappes and boxes of ho ho's and i slip out from underneath her armfat and sneak to the computer room, you see this is the only free time i have because i spend any other waking moment pampering my s/o and treating her like royalty, 's/o' stands for 'significant other'. once on my computer i spend my time posting on /r/askreddit about my sexual deviancy and sexual exploits and fetishes explained in harry potters themes, star wars themes... and in ring of the lord rings gifs. my second fav subreddit is /r/fatgonewild, yep my relationship is pretty sick and u should be mad jelly that ur not getting any of this oven lovin.

How long have I been here? How long have these acts of human depravity been allowed to continue? Should I continue? Should I continue to follow this path set for me, or write my own story? Should I continue to abuse these meaningless acts of self-hate? Have I experienced an ego death and transcended beyond a human mind and being? No, that’s not possible, I am still forming human thoughts and sentences that any man could understand. Can anyone hear this? I’ve lost all feeling, but somehow I still know that I am feeling. I feel a repetitive dreadful vibe every time I step outside of this motel room. Maybe I should continue to exist here and make it my existential domain. I have everything I could ever need. I am a god to my people. I show mercy where it is fit and fury where it is necessary. My people will never disobey me, they will follow me into the ether with no second guesses. Mindless drones, foaming at the mouth for the opportunity to serve something they don’t understand. Something they will never understand. Do I even understand? Or have I deluded myself into thinking I am the only one who understands? What is there to understand? These questions haunt me, sinking into my brain like quicksand. Count to 3, one two three. Now count to 5, one two three four five. Inhale, then exhale. There is nothing wrong. Everything has always been right. You were never meant to worry, never meant to be scared. Yet here you are, scared like a child who’s lost his mother at the supermarket. Wake up, go to work, come home, make dinner, cry, go to sleep, wake up, go to work. When was the last time something was beautiful? When was the last time something was so beautiful it made you feel unimportant and useless? I want to love. I want to feel. Help. Help me. Help. The walls are closing in and suffocating me also tabasco flavored cheez Its are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, I could eat a box and a half in one sitting and not even give a toot. What are you thinking? Do you think? Are you just a figment of my imagination. Is all of this a dream? If I am god why do I not recall creating the universe? I am the star-child. I have transcended. It burns when I pee. Please stop the pee pee burn. Why do my pee pee burn? Please help my pee pee is like fire. Twinks will rule the earth and it will be mandatory to listen their indie/shoegaze albums on bandcamp. Can’t wait to hear another song about how you have to get away or how you still love that one girl from highschool, but now you’re 24 and it’s getting kind of pathetic. Beep boop bop my pee pee still burns. I hold the tip of my penis in agony oh god why the pee pee burn? Why oh why the pee pee burn????? The packers are looking good to win the superbowl this year. Touch-down hailmarry buy bud light and punch your wife then drive home and flip your Chevy truck into a ditch and burn alive. Throw the ol’ pigskin with your son who you never loved and never wanted to have in the first place. He will grow up and drink twice as much bud light as you. He will go to coachella each year annually and trip mdma and acid till he feels like a color. The color purple. He will come out to you as a transgender furry and you will masturbate to the thought in secret. Flip a coin. Make a decision. Should you buy the new 4k resolution Xbox or ps4? Shovel ♥♥♥♥ into your mouth until you ♥♥♥. Why does it burn when I ♥♥♥?? Please help the ♥♥♥ burn send me an email on how to stop the pee pee and ♥♥♥ burn. Pee Pee burn why why help me with pee pee burn my pee pee should not burn why my pee pee burn help my poor burning pee pee.