HAM AND CHEESE ONLY! 813!

All of us in this well esteemed group of individuals believe in ham and cheese supremacy and the right to bear both. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ham and cheese. If it's not ham or cheese we don't want it in our country. Keep your false meats and foul mockeries of cheese such as "Dairy Free Cheese" to yourself. It is a slap in the face of all ham-and-cheesepilled individuals.

- The Cheesemiser