A good guy dies and comes to heaven. After a few years, he's a bit bored, so he asks St Peter if he can go to hell for a while, in order to remind how lucky he is to be in heaven. His wish granted, he goes for a trip in hell.
Satan welcomes him with a party with naughty demon girls who teach the sins of flesh to the guy, who is totally delighted. Then he goes to other parties, the guy gets famous in hell and he has the best holidays of his life (well, of his death).
When it's time to get back to heaven, he asks St Peter if he can move to hell forever. His wish granted again, he goes back to hell.
Satan welcomes him with a kick in the balls, before sending him to a torture chamber. Between 2 screams, the guys manages to ask Satan what's happening. Lord of evil answers: you shouldn't confuse tourism with immigration !

Ba-dum tss. At least this can serve as a bump :-)

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Q: How'd you make a Sack of Fat look attractive ?






A: Stick a Nipple on it.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

You know why women 40+ years old can't play hide and seek?

No one is going to search them. ;-)