Groveinator's Meth Page of Awesome™INC

We here at Grovinator's METH Page of Awesome™ are very embarrassed that such a grievous error has gone on for such a long stretch of time without anyone noticing.

However, we are humbled that our fans have simply played along to keep us from feeling silly. Seriously, you guys are the best, thinking of our feelings even though you were walking around with "Mathhead™" branded merchandising and promoting the "Mathhead™" life-style. D'oh!*~☭~*

Naturally, to preserve the brand we will be initiating an immediate and compulsory recall of all defective products and merchandising. Any and all such items must be turned in to your nearest Methhead location, we will offer no compensation. ✌☠✌

The recall will be persued with EXTREME prejudice and failure to comply is in direct violation of TOS Section 67, Article 6b and as per Section 2 Article 1a extreme measures are authorized. ☯ ⚡⚡ However we believe such measures will be unnecessary as our fans are comitted to the Methhead™ lifestyle and brand, and would want the brand to be represented properly.

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Persuant to TOS Section 2 Article 5p (see subsection "Recall") ♥✡~ our friendly staff will be dispatched to the addresses on file of all members on *⚠*TBA*⚠* to ensure defective items have indeed been turned in for processing. As per the afformentioned subsection, searches will be conducted of all legally held property by our support staff and may include but are not limited to:
- Strip Searches
- Full Cavity Searches ❤
- Destructive Search of Home and Property
- Destructive Search of Family and Loved Ones
- ⚡⚡ ☭ ☢
- Confiscation of Unrelated Property
- X-Rays

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It is advised that any and all weapons, pets, tools, or other potentially harmful implements be kept at least 15m out of reach while you are restrained ⚡✠⚡ and the searches conducted for the safety of our helpful and friendly support staff. Section 2 Article 1a (subsection Escalation) dictates staff will be armed for their protection.

Once again Grovinator's Meth Page of Awesome™ would like to sincerely apologize for any potential confusion, inconvenience, or public discomfort ☚ this unfortunate oversight may have caused. We hope we can move past this little mistake with as few casualties as possible ☃ and get back to promoting the Methhead™ lifestyle with you all!


Sincerely,

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CEO, Methhead Lifestyles™INC, A Conglomeration of Grovinator's Meth Page of Awesome™INC