Bucket-less gravy since 1989.

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you constantly excreted gravy from your hands? We at Gravy Gloves sure have, and we have poured more time, money, hearts, souls, and gravy into our research than you can imagine. I know what you are thinking... ridiculous! This is impossible. Never could life be so simple and perfect. Gravy Gloves will never say never, and we will sacrifice as many expendable employees as we have to, to make our utopian vision a reality.