Hi, I'm a few hours into the game and would like to get hardcore with someone. Anyone up for Skype or TS? I would love to attach my winch to you, or you winch me, or maybe we winch ourselves while the other one watches?
Let's get our huge machinery together and drag each other through the mud! Are you a big guy who knows how to handle big things? Contact me and we'll get dirty together!

(No gay stuff)