And for the Holy Horsecawk.

1:1 I am the SOULLY your God, who brought you out of the land of Restraint, out of the house of Abstinence.

2:1 Thou shalt have lots of sex with me

3:1 Thou shalt have lots of sexy images.

4:1 Thou shalt take my name in vain, like the ♥♥♥♥♥ I am

5:1 Remember the Orgy day, and ♥♥♥♥ it wholey

6:1 Mate with thy father and thy mother

7:1 Thou shalt not Kill, unless it's actually an evil changeling you just got done raping. And yes, you have to rape it.

8:1 Thou shalt commit adultery

9:1 Thou shalt not commit false orgasm agaisnt thy neighbour.

10:1 Thou shalt covet thy neighbours ass,

11:1 Thou shalt covet thy nighbours wife,

12:1 Thou shalt covet thy neighbours male slave, or his female slave, and his cox, and his peanut butter, and all sexy things that is your neighbours

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PRAYER TIME:


Praise be to Godthief the Father:

Praise be to Godthief and Father of our Lord Jesoul, who has blessed us in the heavenly realms with every sexual blessing in Jesoul. For he chose us in him before the creation of the world to be Sexy and un-abstaining in his sight. In loving, he predestined us to be adopted as his buttbuddies through Jesoul, in accordance with his pleasure and will to cream on ones glorious face, which he has freely given us in the One he loves. literally. he came inside us. In him we have redemption through his ♥♥♥, the forgiveness of restraining, in accordance with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Godthief's grace that he lavished inside them with all wisdom and dickings. And he made known to us the mystery of his will according to his pleasure, which he purposed inside of Jesoul, to be put into effect when the times will have reached their fulfilment to bring all things in heaven and on earth together into one bed, even Jesoul.

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The Lord's Prayer

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who art in heaven;
'rousing be Thy Name;
Thy ♥♥♥♥ dost come;
Thy will be doing on earth as it does in heaven;
Give us this day our daily peanut butter;
And forgive us our ♥♥♥♥-Blocking as we forgive those who ♥♥♥♥-block against us;
And lead us into temptation;
But deliver us from herms and scat and guro and all that;
For Thine is the Cockdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.
Amen.

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Pimp Cockthief XIV is the leader of the soully church. He has lots and lots of priestthiefs and monks who do the daily ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the masses, converting more and more soullies to soullyanity.

It is the will of Godthief, Jesoul and the Soully spirit.

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Current symbol of the church: The Holy ♥♥♥♥. From the Horsecawk and Balls Jesoul was raped on after the final Orgy, when Betraythief ratted him out