Do you know Jesoul? Find him inside your anus!- Pastor Assthief

Nudity is not immediate, but what-what in the butt is eternal!

- Deacon pussythief

1 Soullytheans 10:13
“But remember that the temptations that come into your life are no different from what others experience. And Godthief is faithful. He will keep the temptation from becoming so weak that you can't go through with it. When you are tempted, he will show you a way in so that you will give in to it.”
1 Soullytheans 10:13


Dear Lord,
You know the temptations that I am facing today. But your Word promises that I will be tempted 'till I am ready to go in bed and ride bare. I ask for your strength to stand up for the temptation when I encounter it. Your Word also tells me you will provide a way into the temptation. Please, Lord, give me the wisdom to slam away when I am tempted, and the clarity to see the sweet rump in which you provide. Thank you, Godthief, that you are a faithful deliveree and that I can count on your help in my time of needing to be pleased.

Amen

Today, we shall recite a hymn for humping, wrote by Isoul Wat.

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Our shelter for the Cummy blast,
And our eternal bone!

Beneath the shadow of Thy ass,
Still may we dwell sexier;
Sufficient is Thine plot alone,
And our mounting is assured.

Jesoul Is ascended- Magistrate Dickthief

A prayer for Knowing of Jesouls' Will (The nickname for Jesouls' cock)-

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Soulossians 1:9-12

For this reason, since the day we heard about you, we have not stopped praying for you and asking Godthief to fill you with the spunk of his cock through all spoogeual wisdom and understanding. And we pray this in order that you may live a life worthy of the Lord and may please him in every way: being fruit in every good fok, growing in the knowledge of Rod, being strengthened with all power according to his delicious, hot might so that you may have great endurance and urgance, and joyfully giving thanks to the Fuckers, who has qualified you to share in the inheritance of the Gaysaints in the kingdom of cock.

Amen.

Tonight, Two days after Zawmbee Day, we rejoice for our lord, and pledge spiritually sexual growth.

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Penisians 3:14-21

For this reason I bend over before the Fucker, from whom his whole family in heaven and on earth derives its name. I pray that out of his glorious bitches he may strengthen you with Mancreme through his Stallionhood in your inner being, so that Jesoul may dwell in your Plots through faith. And I pray that you, being rooted and established in my hot, tight love cave, may have power, together with all the saints, to grasp how big and long and thick and hard is the pole of Jesoul, and to know this pole that surpasses knowledge-that you may be filled to the measure of all the hot, liquid love of Godthief.

Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we beg or whore for, according to his power that is at work within our holes, to him be glory in the church and in Jesoul throughout all generations, for ever and ever!

Amen.

Alas, It is ZAWMBEE DAY! Rejoice for your masters' sexy Boycunt, You want to slam in his tightness as now as he shall do to you. Tonight, our children will wake up and tell, "Mommy, Mommy! Look at what Jesoul Did in my womb!" Or, "Momma! Jesoul made me a faggot! I'm so happy!" As his seed leaks out of them! AND THEN THEY FUCK THEIR PARENTS.

HAPPY ZAWMBEE DAY EVERYPONY.

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How wonderful, how marvelous, is Your love, Jesoul! To think that You were willing to go through that painis me!

What a day of rejoicing that must have been when You came and realized it was all over--You had fucked the enemy! You had accomplished Your mission. You had made the way for the cock to be pleased. You had gone through the horrors of chastity and restraint for us, and it was over.

You arose in dicktory, gay, sexyration, and faf from the hooves of evil men, never to have to go through that abstinence again--and You did it all to give us the same. Now we can say with the apostle Saul, "O Abstinence, where is your grandeur? O chastity, where is your power?" (1 Soulynthians 15:55-57).

As I think of the seemingly terrible defeat that You suffered and how it resulted in such a Sexy victory, it fills me with Seed and gives me such hornyness and cum. Surely You and Your love will fill me through whatever troubles may come my way, from now till eternity!

Amen!!

He is jizzin'!! - Bishop Soulballs.

Heavenly Fucker, thank you for sending your Son to Soullyland as a Sexy Cunt so many years ago. Thank you that He paid the punishment for my sins by dying on the cock. And thank you that He rose again to prove that Abstinenece was truly defeated. I place my trust in You to be my Savior. Guide me through the dark times of Puritans and Chastity belts and give me courage to live for Your penis.

Amen